I saw this sign in Melbourne during the film festival and because of my intermittent obsession with owls it caught my eye.
To be honest I’m not sure why the owl is there but he’s cute, that’s what’s important, right?
Once upon a time people used to feel sorry for Vegans and now they bake stuff just for them. Would I need to show some form of Vegan ID in order to purchase what sounded like a delicious chunk of food?
Or, is this some elaborate plot to lure Vegans in off the street with the promise of chocolate and apricot, not to mention cookie, and then drag them into a back room and deprogram them showing them pictures of people happily eating burgers and steak sandwiches, some even standing around kebab vans looking hungry?
Or is it just that I’ve been inside too long?
And what do you have to do to an owl to make it kosher?
‘Tinkernicks, bakers of friendly foods.’ The whole damn thing is suspicious if you ask me.